Pérolas dos filhos de brasileiros que não aprenderam português:

– Que bagunça!

– What is that word, “bagu…”?

– Bagunça.

– Bagunça. What does that mean??

– Mess.

– My mom says that a lot. She comes to my room and says “Bagunça!”.

– Yeah, mine too.

Outra – de outro cara:

– “Bosta” means shit.

– Really? My Dad says that all the time!!!