Cortei o cabelo e fiquei a cara da Anne Bancroft

– Ben, what are you doing?
– Well, I would say that I’m just drifting. Here in the pool.
– Why?
– Well, it’s very comfortable just to drift here.
– Have you thought about graduate school?
– No.
– Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work?
– You got me.

– Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.
– [laughs]
– Aren’t you?
– Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you.
– I know that, but please, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult…
– Would you like me to seduce you?
– What?
– Is that what you’re trying to tell me?
– I’m going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I’m going home right now.